What it’s like to stand here
Neptune
weight
1.14 g
sun
0.03× as wide
sky
warm white

Illustration computed from this world’s measured and derived values, not a photograph.

Neptune, photographed
Photograph · NASA / JPL · Public domain

Neptune is a Neptune-like world in our own solar system.

Sun
host star
3.88 R⊕
radius
17.15 M⊕
mass · measured
165 years
orbital period
-201°C (-330°F)
avg temp
Human scale

Neptune is a giant ball of gas with no solid surface to stand on; you would simply sink into ever-thicker cloud. From here the Sun looks 0.03× as wide as it does from Earth, bathing the cloud tops in warm white light. A year here lasts 165 Earth years, and at an estimated -201°C (-330°F) it is colder than almost anywhere in the solar system.

1.14 g
surface gravity (no solid surface · measured mass)
165 years
one year, in Earth time
0.03× as wide
how big its sun looks vs ours
warm white
midday sky tint
0.9×
how high you could jump vs Earth
normal
day/night cycle (not tidally locked)
Calculate your exact weight on Neptune
Earth Similarity Index0.21

How closely this world matches Earth in size and warmth, from 0 to 1 (Earth = 1.0). Computed by gravityfinder. See every world ranked →

What these mean: surface gravity · tidal locking · equilibrium temperature · Earth similarity

If your children grew up herea playful thought experiment
NO GROUND: A DRIFTER, NOT A WALKER

There is no ground here to grow up on, only bottomless sky. A child could never stand, walk, or even fall to a surface, because there isn't one. Under 1.1 times Earth's gravity and pressure that only climbs the deeper you go, anything built for this world would not look human at all: picture something closer to a deep-sea creature than a person, broad and buoyant, drifting through the cloud decks with no need for legs and no floor to land on.

Body plan
Floating, not upright
With no surface and no fixed up or down, a skeleton built for standing would be useless; a drifting, gas-filled body would not.
Build
Broad and pressure-hardened
Pressure rises without limit toward the interior, so anything alive would have to be built like a deep-sea animal, not a land one.

A playful thought experiment from this world’s gravity, not a prediction about any real person. No human has ever grown up off Earth, so no one truly knows; the direction (taller in low gravity, shorter and stockier in high) follows how growing bodies respond to weight.

Hear how a voice sounds herea computed acoustic demo

Your voice would sound a thin, helium-fast squeak.

There is no surface to stand on; this is the sound at the cloud tops, where the air is mostly hydrogen and helium, the lightest gases there are. Sound races through them at about 604 metres per second, 1.8 times its Earth speed, flipping a voice into a thin, cartoon-helium squeak.

sound speed ≈ 604 m/s · 1.77× Earth

A real voice sample, pitch-shifted (tempo held constant) to suggest the acoustics: a playful approximation, not a precise simulation. Voice: Lingua Libre / Vealhurl, CC BY-SA 4.0.

The journey
Cosmic travel advisory
☆☆☆☆
Do not travel
  • !No surface to stand on, only crushing cloud above a slushy interior.
  • !The fastest winds in the solar system, around 2,000 km/h.
  • !This far out, the Sun is barely a thousandth as bright as it is on Earth.

A playful read of Neptune’s measured and computed values, not a real advisory.

Where it is

Neptune is in our own solar system. It orbits about 30.07 AU from the Sun, so sunlight reaches it in roughly 250 minutes. From Earth it is about 29.07 AU away at closest, and a spacecraft is far slower:

How long to get there with today’s craft
Jet airliner
551 years
dies en route1000-yr cryo: survives
Parker Solar Probethe fastest craft ever built
262 days
arrives thriving
Light speed
4.0 hours
arrives thriving
Warp 10
15 sec
arrives thriving
Folding spacetimeinstant, plus 1 hr of paperwork
1 hour
arrives thriving

At the speed of the Parker Solar Probe, the fastest craft ever built, the trip to Neptune would take about 262 days; a real mission took Voyager 2 about 12 years.

Size vs Earth
EarthNeptune is 3.9× the width of Earth
Explore from here · roam the neighborhood

Zoom out: star → system → (soon) galaxy arm, host black hole, and a real image of the host galaxy.

Can you see it tonight? · observe
TOO FAINT FOR THE NAKED EYE
Brightnessmag 7.8
To see itbinoculars or a small telescope
Gear bridge

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Common questions

What is the gravity on Neptune?

Neptune is a gas giant with no solid surface to stand on. At its cloud tops, gravity pulls about 1.1 times as hard as Earth's.

How hot is Neptune?

Neptune's equilibrium temperature, the balance it reaches from its star's light alone before any greenhouse warming, is about -201°C (-330°F).

How long is a year on Neptune?

Neptune completes one orbit of the Sun in 165 years.

The portrait of Neptune is a real photograph (NASA / JPL, Public domain). The "stand here" scene and the size comparison are computed illustrations, not photographs.